Directory

(Issue #5):


NASA Peeps Initiative 2000
Conspiracy Sprocket
Talking Monkey Becomes Porn Star
You Know Your An Ugly Monster When...
Buzz Clips
Disk-O Funnies
Marilyn Manson's Ass Key To Bridging Racial Divide
Superfly
A Tender Kind of Magic
Career Forum: Executive Strategies "Playing Possum"
Ranting & Rambling
Senate Mass: The Horrified Look
White Trash
Katie's Kitschen
The Great Adventures of Disk-O Ball
The Next Generation in Personal Assistants
Goat Daddy
Home
Disk-O Links
Editors Notes & Disk-O Staff
Site Map
Past Issues
Mailing List
Contact Disk-O

DISK-O

Talking Monkey becomes Porn Star: by Jason Lewis

In a corporate takeover today, Goat Daddy was acquired by Koko the talking monkey. As ripples of disbelief spread through the industry a new excitement was building in the animal kingdom. Animals throughout the world could be heard making quite a ruckus. How does the most famous monkey in the entire world become a porn star you ask? Well it was quite simple really, "After one look at Goat Daddy I could not stop touching myself. After screaming like a monkey I began to realize the limitless potential," said Koko.

"Ba, Ba, Baaa..., Baa, BBaaaa.., Bbbaaa, Ba, baa, baBaa, Ba, Baaaa.....Ba, Ba, Ba, BaaBa..., Baa, BBaBaa.., BabbBaa, Ba, baBa, baBaa, Ba, BaaaBa.....Ba," said an official spokesman from Goat Daddy. "We are all hopeful that one day we will all be able to talk during sex!" Actual translation may be circumspect due to the fact that Koko is the only talking animal that can understand the animals.

"I feel my feminine side has come out and I'm finally able to make my Tarzan/Cheetah fantasies a reality," said Koko. As the most important animal porn site on the internet we believe that Goat Daddy will become a world power. In the near future we are planning to expand our operation into the acquatic world. I have already been in contact with Shamu the "Killer" Whale. "Killer" is what the ladies call him. We here at Goat Daddy think there is great growth potential in the wet world. If you've ever been with a dolphin, it's common knowledge how many tricks they can do.

Other plans for expansion include the ant and bee kingdoms. With hundreds of drones serving one queen we feel the obvious stamina of a Queen could make a considerable contribution to Goat Daddy. We are also looking into creating our our own centerfold magazine. With the help of such famous porn stars as Betsy the eighteen nippled cow and Moby Dick we think the magazine will be a smashing success.

Fan Mail

 
 
Disk-O is published by Cyber-NY, 34 East 23rd Street, New York, NY 10010 - (212) 475-2721.  www.cyber-ny.com | E-mail: contact@cyber-ny.com