In
a corporate takeover today, Goat Daddy was acquired by Koko
the talking monkey. As ripples of disbelief spread through the
industry a new excitement was building in the animal kingdom.
Animals throughout the world could be heard making quite a ruckus.
How does the most famous monkey in the entire world become a
porn star you ask? Well it was quite simple really, "After
one look at Goat Daddy I could not stop touching myself. After
screaming like a monkey I began to realize the limitless potential,"
said Koko.
"Ba,
Ba, Baaa..., Baa, BBaaaa.., Bbbaaa, Ba, baa, baBaa, Ba, Baaaa.....Ba,
Ba, Ba, BaaBa..., Baa, BBaBaa.., BabbBaa, Ba, baBa, baBaa, Ba,
BaaaBa.....Ba," said an official spokesman from Goat Daddy.
"We are all hopeful that one day we will all be able to
talk during sex!" Actual translation may be circumspect
due to the fact that Koko is the only talking animal that can
understand the animals.
"I
feel my feminine side has come out and I'm finally able to make
my Tarzan/Cheetah fantasies a reality," said Koko. As the
most important animal porn site on the internet we believe that
Goat Daddy will become a world power. In the near future we
are planning to expand our operation into the acquatic world.
I have already been in contact with Shamu the "Killer"
Whale. "Killer" is what the ladies call him. We here
at Goat Daddy think there is great growth potential in the wet
world. If you've ever been with a dolphin, it's common knowledge
how many tricks they can do.
Other plans
for expansion include the ant and bee kingdoms. With hundreds
of drones serving one queen we feel the obvious stamina of a
Queen could make a considerable contribution to Goat Daddy.
We are also looking into creating our our own centerfold magazine.
With the help of such famous porn stars as Betsy the eighteen
nippled cow and Moby Dick we think the magazine will be a smashing
success.
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