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Nasa Peeps Initiative 2000
NASA PEEPS Initiative 2000
A Special Report By Prince Albert Anaconda
NASA Welcomes New Recruits!

NASA Welcomes New Recruits!

These startling photographs reveal to the public for the first time ever how NASA tediously categorizes and examines each Peep recruit.
 
 

Not All Peeps Are Created Equal...

Contrary to popular belief, Peeps may vary as much as ± 14 millimeters due to barometric pressure and inaccuracies in the extrusion molding process.
 

 

Peeps Measurements
Peep Weight and Girth

Each peep's weight is verified and then cross checked between an unemployed circus weight guesser and a postal scale on loan from the Motel 6 managers office.

Peeps Weight
Water Displacement Test

NASA uses a sophisticated water displacement test to determine marshmallow to air ratio.  An unusually high air content in a peep can result in unpredictable growth upon entering an alien atmospheres or gravitational field.  A peep that was sent on a Jupiter fly-by mission expanded to the size of a two story house instantly destroying the command capsule (constructed from a Chock-Full "O" Nuts coffee can and packing peanuts) and entering low orbit over the planet.

Peeps Displacement

TEST 1: Exposure To Radiation
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