NASA
PEEPS Initiative 2000 A Special
Report By Prince Albert Anaconda
TEST 1: EXPOSURE
TO RADIATION
Peeps must be able to withstand
a variety cosmic rays and alien space radiation. This
can be tested economically using the Motel 6 Quasar Radiation-King
Microwave oven.
Peeps Are Amazingly Adaptable
To Radiation
The Peeps quickly adapt
to a radioactive environment by adjusting their physical
form and size to ingeniously deflect on-comming rays.
An Important Discovery
is Made
Beyond 2.45 minutes of high
level exposure, Peeps lose their ability to return to
their natural state. A tragic loss but perhaps the
overall mission will be saved by this important discovery.