TEST 2: Extreme
Temperature Variation
Peeps must be able to withstand
both the cold vacuum of space and the furnace-like heat of entering
an alien atmosphere. As they say in the movie trailer
for Alien - "In space, nobody can hear you scream" and that goes
double for the tiny mouthless Peeps.
Pictured above, three Peeps are
placed in the Amana deep freeze unit at the JPL/Motel 6
office.
| Bunny Peeps Are Amazingly
Adaptable To The Cold
The Peeps are maintained
at a constant temperature of -10 Degrees Celsius.
As there core temperature drops they are seemingly unaffected.
After 20 minutes, the Peeps are checked and it is found
that something catastrophic has happened to the blue chick/duck
peep. At this point all blue chick/duck peeps
are scrubbed from the project until a full examination
of the remains can be made.
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| Flash Heat Is Now Applied
To The Frozen Peeps
Upon entering an alien atmosphere,
Peeps can expect temperatures to increase by 600 degrees
within seconds. This condition can be simulated
by placing the frozen peeps into a modified infra-red
french fry warmer and boosting the power to 400 volts
for a blinding 5 second blast.
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| Peeps Seem To Have Been
Created For This Kind Of Abuse!
When the smoke clears, the
Peeps show signs of burning and superficial melting.
It seems that they have lost some of their shape memory.
Any other snack food or mammal would liquefy under these
conditions but Peeps seem to be well suited to radical
temperature variations.
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TEST
3: Extreme Temperature Variation
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