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Nasa Peeps Initiative 2000
NASA PEEPS Initiative 2000
A Special Report By Prince Albert Anaconda
TEST 2: Extreme Temperature Variation
Peeps Temp Testing

Peeps must be able to withstand both the cold vacuum of space and the furnace-like heat of entering an alien atmosphere.  As they say  in the movie trailer for Alien - "In space, nobody can hear you scream" and that goes double for the tiny mouthless Peeps.

Pictured above, three Peeps are placed in the Amana deep freeze unit  at the JPL/Motel 6 office. 
 
 

Bunny Peeps Are Amazingly Adaptable To The Cold

The Peeps are maintained at a constant temperature of  -10 Degrees Celsius.  As there core temperature drops they are seemingly unaffected.  After 20 minutes, the Peeps are checked and it is found that something catastrophic has happened to the blue chick/duck peep.  At this point  all blue chick/duck peeps are scrubbed from the project until a full examination of the remains can be made.
 

 

Freezer
Flash Heat Is Now Applied To The Frozen Peeps

Upon entering an alien atmosphere, Peeps can expect temperatures to increase by 600 degrees within seconds.  This condition can be simulated by placing the frozen peeps into a modified infra-red french fry warmer and boosting the power to 400 volts for a blinding 5 second blast.

Flash heat
Peeps Seem To Have Been Created For This Kind Of Abuse!

When the smoke clears, the Peeps show signs of burning and superficial melting.  It seems that they have lost some of their shape memory.  Any other snack food or mammal would liquefy under these conditions but Peeps seem to be well suited to radical temperature variations.

Burned peeps

TEST 3: Extreme Temperature Variation
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