Size Matters

Help I've fallen and I can't get up! I need the clapper.

You know your in trouble when even your horse can't stand the way you smell.

Winking and pointing a gun at other cowboys doesn't seem to help your sex life..

Switching your gun for a sparkler seemed like a good idea.

You know your movie career is doomed when your suddenly typcast as the guy who only says, "Huh!"