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Stuffed Trigger Stars in Porno: by Jason Lewis

In a daring move today Koko the talking monkey purchased Roy Rogers' mounted horse Trigger, along with Dale Evans' horse Buttermilk and Roy's faithful sidekick German shepherd Bullet. All three are famous for being mounted and on display in the Roy Rogers museum. When the museum began to have financial trouble all three mounted animals were put up for auction. Paying three times the auction estimate Koko seemed extremely excited about the purchase. Asked what Koko planned to do with the stuffed animals Koko said, "A new movie titled Trigger Does Dallas is already in production.

Trigger was ridden by Rogers in every one of his motion pictures, finding his own fame in the process. Now it is Trigger's time to ride and mount in his own motion picture. "Trigger is the most famous horse on Earth, he was a natural choice for a big budget Hollywood film. We here at Goat Daddy feel that people will come to see Trigger in droves," said a Goat Daddy spokesman. It is well known the reputation of Trigger when he was alive. He was quite the ladies horse in Hollywood. Although it was also known that he had a problem maintaining his lasting power. Now that he is stuffed his little problem is finally solved.

Buttermilk and Bullet will also be in Trigger Does Dallas as a love triangle develops with a cliffhanger at the end. Trigger Does Dallas is the first full length motion picture that is being made since Goat Daddy was acquired by Koko last May. "We are already looking at new scripts for a sequel possibly titled Trigger, Mounted Again," said Koko. It looks like huge profits are in the works for the new Goat Daddy.

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