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Missing Control One Studios Intern Fuji Found in State of Snake Mastication!:
by Kevin Anthony

 

As many of you know we at Control One studios were very happy to announce this year the newest addition to our staff Fuji the man child. Fuji had a vast background in circus performance and audio engineering. He reported to work for the first week and then suddenly dissapeared without notice. We had become extremely worried about his whereabouts and well being. We waited and waited and nothing was ever heard from him. This morning I received a telephone call from Sarawak, Borneo from a local tribesman. He explained to me in the Dusan tribal language that Fuji had been found. Our hearts lept with joy! As he continued, the story turned grim and the fate of our dearest Fuji was revealed. Attached are some photos of the aftermath of this dreadful event. No details are available as of yet.

We will miss Fuji very much.

 
 
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