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SPROCKET: G.E.M.U. > Emu & G.E.M.U. facts
- The
ancient Egyptians both feared and worshiped the emu.
- The
G.E.M.U. is 100 times more intelligent than common
cattle and has reflexes up to 200 times faster than
it's emu cousins.
- Although
the emu is not considered a reptile, it does taste startlingly
similar to chicken.
- The
G.E.M.U. can run faster than a race horse for short
distances.
- Only
a trained veterinarian can tell the difference between
an emu and an ostrich. The differences are:
Depth Perceptions, Chicken-Like Taste and only the emu
goes into a blood thirsty murder spree when exposed
to the sound of a dog whistle.
Emu
or G.E.M.U.???
- The
CIA denies knowledge of the G.E.M.U. although they hold
hundreds of patents containing references to the "non-existent"
animal.
- The
emu spends the first 14 months of it's life tucked snugly
in it's mothers "Cheek Pouches" (Editor's Note:
"Cheek Pouches" does not refer to the emus mouth area).
- Contrary
to popular belief, the emu can fly but chooses not to.
- Emu
ranching is the 3rd fastest growing industry in North
America surpassing technology and communications.
- In
1989 Our sources estimated the G.E.M.U. population to
be over 200,000.
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