The
strange
but
true story...
of
how the U.S. government bred a genetically mutated
breed of deadly emus and then sold them as surplus
to emu ranchers. Emu burgers anyone?
A
special agent for the legendary Blue Light
Seven know to Conspiracy Sprocket as
"Terry Velour" drops a bomb on the American people
this week by releasing these provocative images
and descriptions of the G.E.M.U. or Genetically
Engineered Military-fighting-bird Units.
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Here
at Conspiracy Sprocket, our job is to report
the finding as objectively and accurately as possible.
How this information changes your life forever is
completely up to you.
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"The
G.E.M.U. Does Exist!
I
have lived among them!"
Special
Agent
Terry
Velour of
Blue
Light Seven
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