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CONSPIRACY SPROCKET: G.E.M.U. > Mimic Theory

mimcThe Ancient Egyptians feared the Pharro Tutak Squamanzon because they believed that when the sun set, Tutak took the form of an emu.  This evil emu would run through the desert startling camels so that they no longer gave life-giving milk.  Camel milk was an important part of the Egyptian diet (See Nutritional Pyramid ). As a result many went hungry.

As if Tutak himself had risen from his tomb, new reports that CIA genetic specialist have isolated the 7 geneomes within emu DNA that differentiate humans from the emu.  It is only a matter of time before developing a G.E.M.U. that can assume human form becomes a reality (See artists dramatization above).  Imagine if forces of G.E.M.U.'s could blend into crowds at ball games or the mall.  Would any of us be safe?


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