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'OJ Survivor' (Outwit, Outplay, Outlive): by Jason Lewis

In a stroke of genius, Koko the Talking Monkey has begun casting for 'OJ Survivor.' Outwit, Outplay, and Outlive the competition. Castaways will be pitted against each other as they try to survive against OJ. Each week a castaway will be D.O.A. as their flame is extinguished. Mirroring the popular CBS 'Survivor' television show the contestants will be able to take two luxury items with them. As a comfort to all, OJ will be taking his favorite gloves and knife. OJ is quoted as saying, "I have no idea why contestants have been dying, I'm only on this island to earn money for my favorite charity."

In the first episode it is rumored that the competition for immunity involves running from OJ's white Bronco. As the contestants go flying the Bronco shines like a becon in the night.

In another interview OJ reveals his inner soft side to the camera. Asked about his walking around in the buff OJ said, "I didn't mean to make anyone uncomfortable, usually people are so trusting with me."

'OJ Survivor' looks to be the next "killer" success of network television.

No place to hide.
Luxury items are a necessity.

Click here to send fan mail to Koko

 

 

 
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