Ranting & Raving: by D.W. Wade

How My Life Has Changed Since I Got Breast Implants

Well it's time to tell a little about myself. I'm a 6'5", 345 lb., flat chested man. Well at least until about a year ago. I finally saved up enough to get a boob job. You see I'm not gay I just LOVE TITS!!! I love them so much I just had to have a pair for my very own. The hardest part wasn't saving the money it was trying to find the doctor to install them. Well thank God for Dr. Warner. The man is truly a God send. And I look wonderful with my double G's. It just makes me moist thinking about it. But that's not the best part. I can't believe how my dating life has picked up. Women just love a man who is secure enough to have a boob job. They don't even care that mine are bigger than theirs'. Even a few have teeth (their own, not store bought! That's definitely a bonus).

Well admittedly there are some negatives. I have trouble with clothing. I have purchased a few moo moos. But watching football on Saturday afternoon in a flowered moo moo with the guys doesn't go over very well. I always go braless I mean really those huge melons need to roam free. Another problem is when I shoot pool I usually have to adjust my shot to get around my girls. But all in all I have no regrets.

Enjoying my humungus breasts here in my room................