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Filmmaker
in a Box:
by
Jessica Bell
As a promotional stunt of sorts, Hypnotic.com
selected Jessica Bell to spend four days in a window display
at the Sony Theater on Broadway and 68th. Jessica was to
be their "filmmaker in a box" - a cross between a 'Big Brother'
concept and a circus sideshow which allowed passers-by to
view a real live filmmaker at work. Jessica was chosen because
of the high ratings of her short film, RIMSKA, which can
be viewed at Hypnotic.com.
We asked Jessica to write about her experience
and she gave us the following note scribbled on the inside
of a pack of Camel Lights:
To the concerned folks at Disk-O:
I have recently survived living in a window
display of an Upper West Side movie theater for four days,
in order to shamelessly promote myself as a filmmaker and
the experience has left me neurotic, socially dysfunctional,
and a bit hairy in the armpits. The excessive amount of
time I spent criticizing oblivious passers by caused me
to never again be able to walk past a person wearing socks
and sandals without screaming "Gutentag!" Another side effect
of living on display is that now that I am out, I can't
seem to fall asleep without the sound of a pervert rubbing
his balls against the window pane. I am also finding that
the only time I feel really comfortable talking to anyone
now is when I go to visit my Uncle Paddy at Sing Sing. Luckily,
on the last day there, a light fell and hit me on the head,
so now I can use the settlement money to pay for intensive
therapy. On a down note, the blow to my cranium left me
with a slight case of amnesia, which for the most part hasn't
been a problem, except that I keep forgetting to pull my
pants down before I use the toilet. One might ask, "Was
it all worth it?" Hell yeah, for $700 and a segment on the
news of a New Jersey cable station, wearing a diaper isn't
so bad. Check out my film, Rimska , on Hypnotic.com
and I can guarantee that it won't be nearly as traumatizing.
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