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The
story...
For more
than eighteen years, Maynard Wellsby, better known as the Rat
Hunter of New York has protected the good citizens of New York
City from underneath the streets of Manhattan. HIs techniques,
tried and true, his instincts, cat-like, his honor, unquestionable,
this unsung hero deserves praise as he exists far below the
radar scope of society.
Born into
a family of wild boar hunters, (the wild boar has been shown
to share family lineage with the fiercest rats of nyc) in a
small southwestern town in Texas, Maynard came from modest humble
beginnings. Son to a local brewer and an English Lord, Maynard
grew up in a richly varied environment comprised of English
Royalty and local drunks and liars. His early experiences as
a young boy honed his love for the hunt, kinship with family
and social service workers fostered a hybrid-functional family
unit which later anchored his protective instincts and careful
self-preservation tactics.
Maynard's
father. Roland Krebs came from a long line of hunters. Reputedly,
his father once grabbed him and shoved his face into a stinking
dead boar rat carcass warning him, "Look at that thing, We were
put on this earth to exterminate that..."
Son of
a beer brewer, Maynard learned charm and manners from his mother.
She left England, much to the surprise of the Royal Family after
Roland saved her from a grisly death at the tusks of a deady
javelina warthog. She renounced her inheritance to the Bass
Ale fortune and later married Roland Krebs in Las Vegas at the
Harmony Wedding Chapel and they gave birth to young Maynard
6 months later on the 4th of July.
So needless
to say, having a strong upbringing in a hunting family, Maynard
quickly gained the skills and personality commensurate with
a salty experienced hunter of rats. Moving to New York at the
age of 19 afforded Maynard the chance to further his education
of culture, people, and vermin along the 9th avenue section
of Hell's Kitchen, where he has resided for more than a decade.
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Tools of the Trade
Traps, GPS, Rat Wacking Stick,
Decoy Rat, Knife, Communications System, Lepord Print Coasters, Various
Chains and Hooks. |
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