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Observations: by Wendy Shelah

I saw a man who had 5 gold fish in a plastic bag and a can of Goya redbeans.

He also stopped off at a chinese restaurant where I saw him order a container of rice.

The dog will not stop looking at me and it's creeping me out. Who does he love me or the idea of me? Maybe it'sbecause I forgot to feed him. If we get to the next corner maybe we can catch the bus, but with the luck I have it will pass us by or not show up at all. we'll cut through the park. There goes the elderly woman with the cane and the yellow smock. She reminds me of sunshine and fresh strawberries.

I was getting ready to go see and exhibit when I realized that I had to do my laundry, I had no clean socks and didn't want to get blisters since I had to walk a mile to the train.

If the timing is right you can get a fresh loaf of peasant bread off of the conveyer at the bakery wharehouse each night, for free.

I have a some leather trousers that don't fit anymore, I'm going to cut them up and make them jewelry or sell them for five used skirts in various colours.

Breakfast is my favorite and most limited meal of the day, I have two choices: eggs and bread or cereal and milk. Do I limit myself out of boredom and lack of creativity or for the sheer purpose of not having to many choices? That is a muddy line that exists.

We went to dancing and someone stepped on my foot and sprained it. We left a bar in a cab, we got pulled over by the police. The officer walker up to the cab with his hand on his gun ready to draw. Is this alright?

I feel safe walking on the streets of New York at night, I feel unsafe walking the streets of Los Angeles at night. Maybe I feel safe because after all, I have New York's finest out protecting me from "bad things".

I'm reading a book and falling asleep, I'm leaving now, I'm going to go to sleep. Thank you for listening.