Welcome to the first installment of our new advice column!

Since this feature is brand new, there weren't many letters to begin with, but our advice expert is always there for you - no matter what your dilemma, predicament, or problem!

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Dear Disk-O:
What can I do to be best prepared for a sudden volcano eruption?

-Dali Lava

Dear Dali,
Funny you should ask! We recommend that you throw a Luau and make a novelty exploding volcano cake. Sometimes, the best thing to do when faced with a crisis is to party down! From what I hear, volcano lava moves very slowly. The cake and the party will keep everyone's mind off the fact that their roof is going to cave in from the weight of the ash, and the explosion is like nature's fireworks - a perfect backdrop to any party!

Dear Disk-O:
Our online magazine needs more regular features. Any suggestions?

- Editor In Need of Columnists

Dear 'Editor,'
It's pretty easy to do. Just get someone with a sharp wit and an open mind who likes helping people and tell them to be your new adice columnist. Before you know it, you'll have people coming to your webzine just to see what he or she has to say!

Dear Disk-O:
I've just been appointed the 'Advice Columnist' of my online magazine. We don't have any advice letters yet. What do I do?

- No Advice to give

Dear Advice,
Make up some fake letters attacking the critical issues of our time and respond to them in ways that you think will make a difference.

Dear Disk-O:
Which is better, chunky or creamy?

- Nutty in Nacagdoches

Dear Nutty,
See what John Noi, editor of Spektacle Magazine has to say about the place for chunkiness in fashion this season. click here!

Dear Disk-O:
Being an advice Columnist is easy easy work. Cha-CHING!

- Easy Answers

Dear Easy,
That's not a question.

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