Please be advised that the articles contained within this column are the result of the hard work and painstaking research of agents from several information gathering organizations including Realm of the 8th Dwarf (R8D), The Wing Lee Consortium, 411 (formerly known as The Girls From Chicken Neck) and of course Secret Agent Monkey. 

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 The Conspiracy Sprocket Archive: 

• Alien Species Guide
• The BOA Conspiracy (Bank of America)
• The Coke-a-Cola Conspiracy (New Coke - Coke Classic?)
• The Truth About Egg Blindness! (Coming Soon)
• Genetically Engineered Military-fighting-bird Units (G.E.M.U.)
• Government Mold Plagues (Coming Soon!)
• The Mysterious Mr. Wing Lee - Genetic Entrepreneur
• NASA Peeps Initiative 2000
• Pixel 255
• Subway Abduction
•  - Leading Theories on Subway Abduction

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