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Koala Park : by Jason Lewis

Koala - An arboreal Australian marsupial (Phascolarctos cinereus) that has dense grayish fur, large ears, and sharp claws and feeds chiefly on the leaves of eucalyptus trees, or so we thought.

As the Jurassic Park franchise rolls on, work is already scheduled on next installment of the series. Since the dinosaurs didn't fair quite as well as expected this summer a new twist to the story is unveiled. The next installment of the series will be called Koala Park. Return to Koala Island, where the inhabitants are bigger, badder and more feroscious than ever.

Paleontologist Dr. Alan Grant vowed never to return to the now-quarantined Jurassic Park, but he does accept an assignment as a tour guide at Isla Koala. What Grant didn't know is that the koalas on this island are ferocious man eating creatures. Grant soon finds himself running for cover from the highly intelligent grey fluffy koala's, sharp-toothed leaf knawing brown koala's, and the biggest and most vicious koala of them all, the Koalasaurus - while managing to see the sights along the way.

Rusty, wise and world-weary, he's the quintessential scientist-cum-adventurer who finds koalas fascinating and humans exasperating. Rusty ever the hapless regular guy caught up in events he can't control. It's the kid, however, who turns in a particularly nice performance as the fearless accidental castaway who's the reason they're all stuck there in the first place.

Hold onto your hats, you're in for a wild ride! Koala Park boogies, clocking in at a whirlwind 92 minutes, and the action is nonstop. It is nearly impossible to recapture the original jaw-dropping effects but, this latest sequel tosses off some pretty amazing moments of its own - witness the flying Koalas, who mount their attack from the air, and the scene in which our human friends get caught up in a stampede of panicked sharp-toothed leaf knawing brown koalas. More emphasis on the thrill of the chase than on the potentially gruesome end result makes for a scarier movie.

Where Is Koala Park?
Koala Park is located on a remote tropical island, called Isla Koala, 120 miles off the coast of Costa Rica. The island is covered with open grassy plains and dense tropical rain forest. The island is also home of an active volcano and steam can be seen rising out of cracks in the ground. Also found on the island is a river which runs through Koala Park and a lagoon in one of the pens. Koala Park's location causes the weather to be foggy and rainy quite often but this does not pose any threat to the park or to the guests.

What Is Koala Park?
Koala Park is the most hi-tech zoo/amusement park in the world. It is the home of the only koalas in the world today. The scientist at Koala Park have used modern science to recreate these monstrous and amazing creatures and thanks to Koala Park the public is now able to come and see these ferocious creatures for the first time ever.

Who Can Go To Jurassic Park?
Anybody can go to Koala Park for it is a family resort. Koala Park is the ideal place to have your next family vacation as it has many things to do all year round and for people of all ages. In order to come and see the park all you have to do is call your local travel agent and book a flight to Isla Koala.