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Please be advised that the
articles contained within this column are the result of the hard work and
painstaking research of agents from several information gathering organizations
including Realm of the 8th Dwarf (R8D), The Wing Lee Consortium, 411 (formerly
known as The Girls From Chicken Neck) and of course Secret Agent Monkey.
As far as the author knows,
nobody has been detained or sanctioned (eliminated) for reading these reports,
but take no chances. Do not book mark this page in your browser.
I suggest clearing your browser's disk cache after each reading.
Never print pages of this article on a daisy wheel or ribbon printer.
If you print from a laser printer, immediately discard your toner cartridge
preferably in your neighbors garbage. If you printed from an inkjet,
don't worry, nobody takes them seriously. When finished reading,
exit through a "safe house" or "back door" site such as goatdaddy.com or
marthastewartliving.com then wipe down your keyboard and mouse and go to
sleep or go jogging.
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