This is a real set of emails forwarded to a guy she wanted to go out with by mistake. All names and forwarding info have been taken out.

From: Guy

Please, read my email first. Then read her email, I think that she was forwarding my email to a friend but hit reply instead. You will love this!

Girl,

So are you off to the Bon Jovi show tonight in Times Square? Sounds like it is going to some turnout.

What division of audit are you in for "Company Name?" Are you heading out tonight? A friend of mine is leaving for MBA School in France so, he is throwing himself a going away party at Park, ever been? What are the plans for this weekend, recovery from the long weekend or adding just a little more hurt to the situation?

Signed,
Guy

Forwarded to Guy by mistake instead of her friend.

If you want to go out, perhaps we can get him to pay for drinks at the Park. Since we have not slept together, he will of course be trying to impress me and will, therefore, do anything I ask.

Unlike John, who fell asleep during sex last night. I went over to his place last night around 11:30. We started having sex. When I noticed his eyes were closed for a little too long, I said "John wake up." At which, point he shot up saying "what'd I miss."

Yes, I think that is a new low.

Let me know about tonight. I think you need company.

Signed,
Girl

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