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John Walker Lindh is AMERICAN TALIBAN: by Mike Brown

John Walker Lindh is AMERICAN TALIBAN

Disk-O Exclusive Advanced Screening of Episode 1

Johnathan Walker Lindh is a champion gymnast. In the tiny, yet savage, country of Parmistan, there is a perfect spot for a "Bally Total Fitness Center" site. For the US to get this site, they must compete in the brutal "Game". The government calls on Lindh, the son of a former operative, to win the game. Lindh must combine his gymnastics skills of the west with fighting secrets of the east and form Gymkata - a fictional fighting style he learned from repeatedly watching the 1985 movie "GYMKATA" directed by Robert Clouse.

Soon after Lindh arrives in Parmistan, he is bitten by a radioactive scarab (aka: "dirty bug") unleashed by cruel and treacherous dictator Satam Hinsane (Matt Damon) but the joke is on Satam! Lindh awakens the next day to find that his DNA (Ben Affleck) has been fused with two very extreme fanatical dogmas transforming him into "American Taliban".

As American Taliban, Lindh is troubled by self-doubt and the awesome responsibilities that come from having super powers. Lindh soon finds moral guidance from an animated sidekick named "Jihad" the misunderstood donkey (voice of Eddie Murphy) and by cryptic neuro-transmitter messages from his super DNA (Ben Affleck). Of course we can’t forget to mention academy award winner Cuba Gooding Jr. and his role as the one legged cook who struggles against all odds to become American Taliban's personal trainer.

Action reigns as the film is enveloped by a series of highly choreographed bio-gymnastic fight scenes created by Donald Rumsfeld and the team at Industrial Light and Enforcement (Oscar?? buzz... buzz...). Look for some surprising fight scene cameos from Patrick Swazy, Richard Gere and Bruce Jenner.

Matt Damon as "Satam Hinsane"

Ben Affleck as "Super DNA"