| 10. |
I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. |
| 9. |
Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. |
| 8. |
I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore. |
| 7. |
This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. |
| 6. |
You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round ass. |
| 5. |
Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled...SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!! |
| 4. |
Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown...but so's your ass.
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| 3. |
You're a honey...and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty". |
| 2. |
I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny! |
| 1. |
If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should
check out the one that I gave to your sister!
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