|Please be advised that the articles
contained within this column are the result of the hard work and painstaking
research of agents from several information gathering organizations including
Realm of the 8th Dwarf (R8D), The Wing Lee Consortium, 411 (formerly known
as The Girls From Chicken Neck) and of course Secret Agent Monkey.
As far as the author knows, nobody
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but take no chances. Do not book mark this page in your browser.
I suggest clearing your browserâs disk cache after each reading.
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If you print from a laser printer, immediately discard your toner cartridge
preferably in your neighbors garbage. If you printed from an inkjet,
donât worry, nobody takes them seriously. When finished reading,
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or marthastewartliving.com then wipe down
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